Pretrip

7 car accidents along the way to Dallas. The pouring rain made it the
most intense driving I've ever had. Luckily, my friend finds a way to
calm me down -- hookah and whiskey.

再搏一把

奥斯汀同志酒吧保守照片一张附上。

试问什么人能既是男人又是女人，既是gay又lesbian?
------------- 观一对男变性人情侣有感

周期

莫非写博也和生理周期有关？月底很旺盛。

宠辱不惊

继撞了小布什的特工后，昨儿又拿到两张罚单。
继在旧金山把一背包电器丢光后，今儿把我的驾照和我妈的护照也都落外头了。
自觉宠辱不惊气定神闲，
人称死猪不怕开水烫。

Flightphobia

If you have a flight to catch, very likely you cannot do anything else
during that day. Too dizzy to read, too drowsy to listen to music, too
tired to tour, and too sick to eat. Unless you are flying to meet your
punching bag, a flight could easily ruin your day.